Early this morning I signed my death warrant.
Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable that's survival.
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He's like a drug for you, Bella.
The emphasis in 'Notting Hill' was perhaps, I thought, slightly more on...
