At the end of the day I have always seen the end of my relationships as a personal failure. There is nothing ever pretty in saying goodbye.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that it's very sad.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
It would be a sad day if we British stopped being cynical, but you...
I have this absurd syndrome where I get these out-of-the-blue, pathetic...
It’s just rubbish.