My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
It was a long time in the making my divorce. One day became less special than the next and pretty soon we ceased all conversation. It is a sad day when you have nothing left to say.
If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars ' I'd wind up owing them money.
For somebody famous it's weird anyway to meet someone because they have a...
It would be a sad day if we British stopped being cynical, but you...
I have this absurd syndrome where I get these out-of-the-blue, pathetic...
It’s just rubbish.
