Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Wear a smile and have friends wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
More helpful than all wisdom is one draught of simple human pity that will...
In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.
Truth has rough flavours if we bite it through.
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
I think I'm rather young and sprightly, but then you see pictures of...
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of...