Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Smile it's free therapy.
Smile it's better than a poke in the eye.
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic...
If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back you never had...
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
I think I'm rather young and sprightly, but then you see pictures of...
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of...
