If beauty isn't genius it usually signals at least a high level of animal cunning.
Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don't smile anything you can nod. Don't nod anything you can wink.
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
I think I'm rather young and sprightly, but then you see pictures of...
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of...
