The middle class is so funny it's the class I know best and it's the class where you find the most pretension so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.
He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a...
When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that...
Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
I think I'm rather young and sprightly, but then you see pictures of...
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of...
