I've become a professional failure - in order to pay the mortgage I have to remain unemployed. Luckily a disaster always seems to befall me at exactly the right moment.
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch people smile at us.
I don't think women are better than men I think men are a lot worse than...
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a...
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you he just...
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
I think I'm rather young and sprightly, but then you see pictures of...
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of...
