I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
If you want to meet a woman it's best just to smile and say hi.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too...
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
I think I'm rather young and sprightly, but then you see pictures of...
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of...