The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite.
You get somebody to crack a smile that's a beautiful thing.
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show...
My sense of humor is a turkey and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in...
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something...
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
I think I'm rather young and sprightly, but then you see pictures of...
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of...
