What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?'
Some people know that they are so adorable looking all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who early on see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
I think I'm rather young and sprightly, but then you see pictures of...
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of...
