I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!
I made a circle with a smile for a mouth on yellow paper because it was sunshiny and bright.
The catch phrase for the day is 'Do an act of kindness. Help one person smile.'
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
I think I'm rather young and sprightly, but then you see pictures of...
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of...
