I always turn to the sports pages first which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
“Chess is everything: art, science, and sport.”
I remember running up to my dad and saying, 'I want to be an actor when I...
I don't pay attention to target audiences and therefore I often hear that...
