The first ingredient in conversation is truth the next good sense the third good humor and the fourth wit.
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
Zooey Claire Deschanel is an American actress, model, musician, and...
Much of the success of life depends upon keeping one's mind open to...
You rarely win, but sometimes you do.
