When I was a teenager my dad used to call me 'Hollywood' because I wore sunglasses all the time even at night. Cue song.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
In Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.
I can’t afford to hate anyone. I don’t have that kind of...
And instead of getting a pepper-and-salt effect, we find very clear and...
