No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.
The truth was much more beautiful.
Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
