What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?
We occasionally stumble over the truth but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.
The truth was much more beautiful.
Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
