When you stand alone and sell yourself you can't please everyone. But when you're different you can last.
When you stretch the truth watch out for the snapback.
The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.
Before deciding to retire stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.
The truth was much more beautiful.
Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.