For a Catholic kid in parochial school the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
I never gave anybody hell! I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was...
It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em confuse 'em. It's an old...
The truth was much more beautiful.
Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
