The doctor asked what my diet was like and I had to sit down and realize it's not normal and hadn't been normal for about 20 years.
War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to...
You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the...
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis...
I think these people have betrayed or have forgotten their ancestors.
