In the television age the key distinction is between the candidate who can speak poetry and the one who can only speak prose.
A man will go to war fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes....
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five....
You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the...
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis...
I think these people have betrayed or have forgotten their ancestors.
