Love thou the rose yet leave it on its stem.
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me?...
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For...
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on...
You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the...
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis...
I think these people have betrayed or have forgotten their ancestors.