Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
War: a massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who know each other but don't massacre each other.
Science means simply the aggregate of all the recipes that are always...
The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery a metaphor for a proof a...
Power without abuse loses its charm.
You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the...
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis...
I think these people have betrayed or have forgotten their ancestors.