I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
Accursed be he that first invented war.
Accurst be he that first invented war.
I count religion but a childish toy and hold there is no sin but ignorance.
While money doesn't buy love it puts you in a great bargaining position.
You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the...
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis...
I think these people have betrayed or have forgotten their ancestors.
