Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
I want to wage war against illiteracy poverty unemployment unfair competition communitarianism delinquency.
It's disrespectful to tell the French in the morning that you're going to...
You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the...
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis...
I think these people have betrayed or have forgotten their ancestors.
