Liberals tend to put the onus of your success on society and conservatives on you and your family.
In Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Well, what I mean is that I shouldn't mind being a bride at a wedding, if...
Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.
I mean I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot.