Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
In Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Well, what I mean is that I shouldn't mind being a bride at a wedding, if...
Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.
I mean I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot.
