If you continually diet you are putting your body in a quasi-famine situation. It slows your metabolism down and breaks the thermostat. Diets don't work. They don't help you understand why you're eating more than your body wanted in the first place.
All weddings except those with shotguns in evidence are wonderful.
The marriage didn't work out but the separation is great.
One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since...
Well, what I mean is that I shouldn't mind being a bride at a wedding, if...
Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.
I mean I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot.
