The waste basket is the writer's best friend.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
I know I got to eat. But I got to live too.
The best and most beautiful things in the world...
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but...