I am a horrible visual artist. I can't fix a car sew knit cook etc. Statistically there is more I don't do than do.
After a gig I always head back to the hotel remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage I was a bit...
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type...
I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned...
I know I got to eat. But I got to live too.
The best and most beautiful things in the world...
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but...
