As a standup I try to change the world. As an entertainer I try to entertain. And as a lesbian I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate...
Who never doubted never half believed. Where doubt is there truth is - it...
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to...
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am...
A grownup is a child with layers on....
A grownup is a child with layers on.
If way to the better there be, it exacts a full look at the worst.
