I like to walk around my apartment naked. I like sitting around in the nude watching sports actually.
You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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