Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your...
Oh I'm terrible at travel.
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
Christmas is always the most fun. I start looking forward to Christmas...
Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.
Then when I got in the military I used to host - even in high school - I...
