Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed.
Wisdom is knowing when you can't be wise.
Poetry is ordinary language raised to the Nth power. Poetry is boned with...
Christmas is always the most fun. I start looking forward to Christmas...
Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.
Then when I got in the military I used to host - even in high school - I...
