I'm a marvelous housekeeper—eve
Whatever is funny is subversive every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
I'm a marvelous housekeeper—every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
Husbands are like fires—they go out when unattended.
I need to listen to chill music when I'm driving. It prevents road rage.
He always accuses me of trying to look cool, I was like, 'everybody tries...
I think certain people like to torture me because they think I've had it...