My husband said it was him or the cat
I'm on the Sensa diet. It's a little magic powder based on Dr. Hirsh's clinical trials and studies and it basically signals the brain that you're full through smellology.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
Husbands are like fires—they go out when unattended.
I need to listen to chill music when I'm driving. It prevents road rage.
He always accuses me of trying to look cool, I was like, 'everybody tries...
I think certain people like to torture me because they think I've had it...