One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress but I never knew if it was a joke or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and...
Yes it's a man's world but that's all right because they're making a total...
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely...
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.
