Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live.
Well, if you were to move on, it would be without me judging this competition.
You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don’t eat much.
Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through....
What I am doing is kind by telling people who are useless, Do something...
The report card helps give us a focus, and it frames the dialogue for...
The media wants overnight successes (so they have someone to tear down)....
I love moving. I love new houses. I'm always looking for somewhere else.
