My sense of humor is a turkey and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
When someone asks, Does success make you into a monster?’ I always say, No, it enables you to be a monster.
You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don’t eat much.
Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through....
What I am doing is kind by telling people who are useless, Do something...
Cents are the most universally used interval measure.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the...
Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at...
