I have an inability to enjoy things but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy we wouldn't be funny I guess.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light he had...
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
The stupendous task of human regeneration will be accomplished only by the...
Give out what you most want to come back.
“The Smithsonian museums are among this country's most endearing...
