I just wanna thank all those amazing Internet bloggers out there that hate me day-to-day. I love you! You rock!
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart you have the worst kind of...
If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work...
The trees in Siberia are miles apart that is why the dogs are so fast.
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...
