The courts cannot garnish a father's salary nor freeze his account nor seize his property on behalf of his children in our society. Apparently this is because a kid is not a car or a couch or a boat.
I wanted to buy a candle holder but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all...
Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet...
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...
