I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
I left school on my 15th birthday.
All pictures are unnatural. All pictures are sad because they're about dead...
The skull is nature's sculpture.
It is a sign of a dull nature to occupy oneself deeply in matters that...
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...