I'm always in situations where you can't be funny and yet I want to do it anyway.
I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary fine.
I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look...
I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.
I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And...
I did things I did not understand for reasons I could not begin to explain...
Great things in business are never done by one person. They're done by a...
Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone...