It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...