I love being a dad it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before the more I look...
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...