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    Henny Youngman about Car

    I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it and puts in into an unlocked car.

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    Quotes By Henny Youngman

    • Christmas

      I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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      This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...

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      Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

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      I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...

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      If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.

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