The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.
The red carpet is kind of a surreal experience. There's nothing normal about it so for me the most important thing is to maintain some normality right until the point you get out of the car.
I love all things Christmas.
The day you stop learning and creating must be the most boring day.
I can't comprehend that I'm in the film of 'Les Miserables.' It's one of...
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...