I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.
Religion like water may be free but when they pipe it to you you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!
When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that first piping hot pot of coffee. Oh I've tried other enemas.
