My dad's sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between.
I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.
The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful.
I had been found in a mud puddle at 4:30 in the morning.
