I've got four houses in my street. I live in two, and the others are empty. I'll buy more as they come up, because I think it would be great to have the entire street.

I would seriously question whether anybody is really foolish enough to really say what they mean. Sometimes I think that civilization as we know it would kind of break down if we all were completely honest.

I think, if you were being cruel to animals, then the thought of eating them would be horrific.

So I would only feel guilty if I misled somebody who was terrible.

I am quite miserable because I’m never satisfied with what I’ve got. You’re always looking for that next high, and that is what I would define as happiness.

You don’t go into anything contemplating failure, because if you did, you wouldn’t make it.

America would hate you.

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.

The reality is, there’s not a single person on planet earth who would ever pay to hear you sing.

If the judging criteria or the voting criteria here was to vote people through for managing to sing every note out of tune, you would win tonight.

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

Well, if you were to move on, it would be without me judging this competition.

That whole audition was something I would expect to hear outside Magic Mountain at Disney.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

The Government should take a firm, bold line. This delay - this uncertainty, by which, abroad, we are losing our prestige and our position, while Russia is advancing and will be before Constantinople in no time! Then the Government will be fearfully blamed and the Queen so humiliated that she thinks she would abdicate at once.

[On same-sex marriage:] No woman would do that.

The poor fatherless baby of eight months is now the utterly broken-hearted and crushed widow of forty-two! My life as a happy one is ended! the world is gone for me! If I must live on (and I will do nothing to make me worse than I am), it is henceforth for our poor fatherless children - for my unhappy country, which has lost all in losing him - and in only doing what I know and feel he would wish.

I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all.

I would venture to warn against too great intimacy with artists as it is very seductive and a little dangerous.

Lincoln merely nominally freed the bodies of Negroes. But Debs would free the bodies and minds of Negroes.

We do acknowledge that we have deficiencies in the area of human rights, but at the same time we would also say that the people in China are enjoying a level of human rights that is unprecedented in our history.

When the pilots were bringing down their aircraft, they would have difficulty telling one run-way from the other.

My mother used to sit at the foot of my bed, and she would share her dreams with me.

My mother used to sit at the foot of my bed and she would share her dreams with me.